Sexual Positions (Encore)

Backyard Luge: doing it on a toboggan going down a hill

Gravy Bowl: after Thanksgiving dinner you stroke each other’s hair until you fall asleep

The Librarian: it’s like… whoa… WHOA!

The Jogger: the man has a stiff wiener and he jogs in place until the lady laughs (usually takes two seconds)

Super Special Robo Friends: imagine doing the robot dance – but you’re humpin’

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“I’M ON THE MIC”: PHONE SEX BUT WITH RHYMES

You say you got a headache?
Baby don’t be sour!
Of course I flossed my teeth!
I even took a shower!

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You think I’m getting chubby? / I’m snacking when it’s late? / I’m always on the treadmill! / I totally lost some weight!