Learning About Evil

Every year since you were born

You learn a little more about evil

By the time you're thirteen you've learned practically everything

And you're brain needs about six years to recover

And this explains puberty

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MODERN CHESS PIECES

God Damn Teen

Crooked Cop

Perverted Priest

Slumlord

Angry Librarian

Racist Boss

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Everyone will learn this eventually: making out with your eyes open is not sexy