Mixed Drinks (Encore)
Newfoundland Breakfast Bowl: Put slices of baloney in a muffin tin and bake into firm little cups. Fill with screech.
Altar Boy: Take a gulp of sacramental wine when the priest isn’t looking. Realize your sin and burst into tears.
Toad on the Road (Australia Only): Count the number of cane toads you ran over today. Drink one glass of Yellow Tail per toad.
The Pissed-Off Wife: Pound 7 and 7’s at your wife’s Christmas party and barf on Linda from accounting. Beg for forgiveness, even though you did the same thing last year.
The Cartoonist: drink everything within reach