Types of Shitting (Encore)
Reverse Banana Hammock: logging one in the back of your Speedo
Chocolate Rain: when you move your head away to breathe in
Cräping: you don’t need instructions to make these IKEA meatballs
Toro Turdo: when the turd is so ferocious you gotta wave the toilet paper to coax it out like a bullfighter
Five Dollar AYCE Sushi: when all you can eat becomes all you can dump
Why do you bury your shit, but not your puke?
There is no good without evil.
Toil on the toilet, crap on the crapper, dump in the van