Types of Pain
Constipation: all that effort without success, like trying to train a cat
Teenage: who the heck would write me a handwritten letter? Oh shit a girl
Cartooning: your best line all night was “The ghost snakes went to the Lil Wayne show and they were all like boo hiss”
Social: dry weddings, dry universities, wet underwear
Strip Club: the next dancer’s name is… Earwig?
S&M PAIN: THE NEWCOMER
I’m gonna spank that vanilla ass until it’s strawberry!
Ugh, just don’t spank it until it makes chocolate.
The pizza delivery man didn’t show up so drywall violence