The Seven Deadly Drinking Sins
Greed: do not drink your friend’s beer when they are in the can
Sloth: alcohol sweats do not count as a shower
Lust: do not hit on the sober, that is a disaster
Wrath: if you drink and get angry, keep drinking to forget why
Pride: do not buy Moët, buy a round for the bar
Envy: do not be jealous of the drunk, you can catch up
Gluttony: screw it, where the whiskey buffet at?
DRINKING, WINTER AND BRAND NEW MACBOOK PROS: A DEADLY COMBINATION
Remember being a kid and rolling down hills?