When people say “What are the odds?”
Do you calculate the odds?
Do you like science fiction
And science non-fiction?
Do you think Wikipedia articles about physics
Should have spoiler alerts?
Do you worry that cosplay
Could evolve into a lifestyle?
Do you read xkcd from the math
Instead of the romance?
SCENES FROM WEB DEVELOPMENT
Is that code done yet? What’s the hold up?
I’m so full of gas it’s like I’m breathing out my ass.
If pigs had abs would bacon suck?