Gangsta Rap Rules
You cannot wear knitted mittens
Sorry man no more collecting coins
Scented soaps? Absolutely not
Lucky Charms aren’t gangster
Cooking shows are definitely out
Get rid of that Betty Double Digest and… is that a Cathy collection?
Organic trail mix? Kiwi smoothies? Oh come on! PINK MACAROONS?
DO NOT INTERRUPT DURING A BATTLE
You don’t have the rhythm
So you get the blues
You’re walking like a Crip
In orthopaedic shoes
No man your rap name can’t be Lil Chickpea