A Teen Explains Movies
Science Fiction: I don’t know a nerd bangs a robot
Disaster: you mean like your face?
Drama: like baby mama IT AIN’T MINE
Romantic Comedy: Rom-com? More like Assbomb
Action: I tongued with this girl on a ski lift once I swear
Fantasy: I dunno ask the kids that play the dragon cards
Musical: like watching your own death but with singing
Horror: you mean like watching a porno with your Mom?
TEENAGE GIRL THOUGHTS
There should be a subject in high school called “feelings”.
It takes a village to raise a child and a suburb to bore one