The Worst Cyclops in Greece
His body isn't muscular, he carries an iPhone instead of a club and his loincloth is a pair of vintage jean shorts
And to make matters worse
He has two eyes!
And if you get close to him
You can see that he’s wearing glasses with thick frames
But they don't have lenses in them
AN UNRELATED COMIC: WHY I’D NEVER BE A MASSEUSE
I’ll start with your delts, then I’ll move on to your lats and then I’m gonna squish them cheeks.
"Don’t worry, I won’t work the cheekhole"