Why I'd Never Be a Doctor
Are your bowels regular? Are you sure?
Any diarrhea that looked like a Jackson Pollock painting?
What about constipation? Have you ever pushed so hard that you saw colours?
What about dropping one so nasty that it made your face wrinkle up like a Klingon?
I keep telling you, everything is normal!
So you’ve never felt like you were riding an enormous toboggan?
So you’ve never skipped work to shit?