Have you ever seen a bat during the day? It's hilarious!
They're all groggy and they fly around like they're drunk
"Whoa what time is it and where the hell am I?"
"Ugh if I could see how bright it is I'd be pretty pissed off"
"Where are all the other bats I gotta find one and fuck it"
"Because that's what us bats do"
Hey Mister, are bats bugs?
What? Haven’t you read Yukon Ho!?
The educational system should add Yukon Ho! to it’s curriculum