The Web Department
"I'm having trouble managing the web team"
"I’ve tried positive reinforcement, aggressive leadership, gentle persuasion, nothing works!"
You need to manage them with two techniques
Be honest, logical and relaxed
That is your cake
And your motivational icing
EXCELLENT COMMUNICATION SKILLS, TECHNICALLY PROFICIENT AND PLEASANT TO BE AROUND, SHE IS… THE GIRL WHO WORKS WITH COMPUTERS
You smell better than my last web developer.
I get that a lot.
My last developer smelled like a database and Cool Ranch Doritos