Why Jesus Why?
Why did Jesus wander around so often?
Was he really sad and mopey?
Why did Jesus have so many groupies?
Was he in a band?
Why didn't Jesus get with his groupies?
Was he sexually ambiguous?
Why did… my god!
Was Jesus actually Morrissey?
PROOF THAT SMALL CHILDREN AREN’T EVIL: THEY’RE ALWAYS WAVING AT YOU FOR NO REASON
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The Holy Trinity explained: the Father, the Son and the Holy Shit