Grocery Shopping Safari
An eerily thin vegan artist buys a single organic orange that looks physically worse than she does
A balding man loudly expresses that “Hitler wasn’t such a bad guy” as he uses both hands to load up his grocery cart with regularly priced ground beef
An ordinary woman silently swears as she stares distantly at a variety of chemical-based diet jams
A Battle Star Galactica enthusiast appears
He quickly fondles two large cantaloupes
And silently strolls out the door
I DON’T LIKE HITLER. I DON’T LIKE MODELS. BUT I LIKE THE IDEA OF HITLER MODELING.
Shake it till you break it!
None of this comic is true because I don’t leave my apartment and live off a paste-like substance that comes out my kitchen faucet