My Dating Requirements
Please be the kind of lady who:
• Owns a long-whiskered cat
• Is poor
• Is down with being poor
• Let’s me know when I accidentally wear my t-shirt backwards
• Has a figure like a hoarder (you’ve got junk in the trunk)
SOME CARTOONISTS DRAW WOMEN THAT THEY’RE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO. I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WAS… WEIRD.
So, um, do you wanna… maybe… get to know me…
NO YOU CREEP!
You won't catch me drawing Nigella Lawson licking a spoon