Couples Telling Stories
You and I have something in common.
We both know couples that tell stories and argue about very minor details.
“We were on King Street, not Queen Street, and I ordered the roast chicken, not the stuffed chicken!"
Fuck the street!
Fuck your chicken!
FINISH THE STORY!
WHY DO COUPLES HYPHENATE THEIR LAST NAMES WHEN THEY COULD COME UP WITH NEW ONES?
Hi, we’re the Glaxo-Smith-Klines.
Hi, we’re the Awesomes.
“Fuck your chicken!”