Mike’s Terrible Dream
I kept having dreams about going to high school in my underwear
So I faced my fear and did it in real life
I got a good night’s sleep
And a date with the French teacher
I COULD NEVER HAVE KIDS! WHAT IF I HAD A TEENAGE SON AND I GOT CALLED TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE?
You son is suspended. He defecated on my car.
My son is amazing.
If you’re a teen, you can take a dump in someone’s car and get away with it. It’s expected. YOU’RE A TEEN.