Paraphrased Quotes from Work
“Whatever you’re drinking looks disgusting!” (I was drinking tea)
“We could hire your family because they would work cheap!” (said to a Chinese woman)
“Being a Jew is like being pregnant: you’re always fat and sweaty!” (said to a group, including a Jewish woman and pregnant woman)
YOU CAN SAY THINGS TO MALE CO-WORKERS THAT YOU CAN’T SAY TO FEMALE CO-WORKERS
Hey man, wanna hear a shit story?
My old co-worker and I used to tell shit stories every Wednesday and we called it “Shitty Wednesday”