A Few Nasty Computer Viruses
Opening Firefox redirects you to a looping video of Lil’ Wayne screaming
Restarting your Mac loads Windows Vista
Restarting Windows Vista loads Windows Vista
All the MP3s on your system are overwritten with the 1998 classic, “Who Let the Dogs Out?”
There is spyware on this website. I wrote the code. Check your C: drive for a .jpg of the smallest kitten, wearing the smallest hat, solving the smallest mysteries.